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"It Was Always About Alcohol" - Stephen King Breaks Down the "It" Trailer: A Play by Play
by Sam Kuban
When we heard that a retelling of "It" was in the works, we simply could not hold back our excitement. We had to know more. But since we didn't k...
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Bellagio to Open Thirty Celebrity Death Betting Stations
by Sam Kuban
Due to the staggering amount of somewhat culturally-relevant celebrity deaths reported this year, as well as the incredible amount of arguably un...
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5 Serial Killer Names We're Surprised are Still Up for Grabs
by Sam Kuban
1.) "The Cincinnati Stalker"
It would be an understatement to say that we're a little surprised that this gem of a name hasn't been taken yet by s...
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Zuckerberg Invests in Kanye, Takes Advice to Drastically Improve Facebook
by Sam Kuban
When we think of the phrases "business savvy," "financially conscious," and "musical genius," most of us wouldn't hesitate to say that the first...
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Tragic Stories Don't Matter If Accompanied by Hilarious Cat Photos
by Sam Kuban
As tragic as train wrecks, cancer, and chronic hand dryness can be, there's nothing that makes us forget about those unfortunate sit...
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Hoverboards Recalled for Being Too Boring and Not Dangerous Enough
by Sam Kuban
The 2015 holiday season was flooded with requests for the latest craze, the Hoverboard. However, upon opening their boxes with much joy and enthu...
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WD-40 Is Making Us Post About Them in Order to Secure Sponsorship, So Here You Go, I Guess
by Sam Kuban
WD-40 has been a household name for hundreds if not thousands of years. But if we were to ask you what it really does, you would probably shrug yo...
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Humans of Southern Indiana
by Sam Kuban
(1/3) "How long have I been doing it? Well, it's hard to say. I've been slaughtering innocent civilians throughout the tri-state for as long as...
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Fitbits: How Much Do They Really Know About You?
by Sam Kuban
The Fitbit is a great addition to your new arsenal of exercise equipment, but it knows a lot more about who you are than you could ever imagine. ...
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Trends From 2015 That We're Glad Aren't Cool Anymore
by Sam Kuban
1.) Throwing Small Dogs From Tall Buildings
Once 2015 came, teens became bored with throwing pennies off skyscrapers, so they swapped the pennie...
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Breaking: God Discovers Science Isn't Real
by Sam Kuban
What follows is the transcript of an email we received from God, father of the relatively famous Jesus Christ and Sort-Of-Husband to Mary Christ. ...
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We Interviewed a Few Celebrities About Their New Year's Resolutions.
by Sam Kuban
Pope Francis - Try New Things
"I've never been to a Lil Wayne concert. That might be kind of cool. Also, I've heard heroin is crazy. So that...
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