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When we heard that a retelling of "It" was in the works, we simply could not hold back our excitement. We had to know more. But since we didn't k...

Due to the staggering amount of somewhat culturally-relevant celebrity deaths reported this year, as well as the incredible amount of arguably un...

1.) "The Cincinnati Stalker" It would be an understatement to say that we're a little surprised that this gem of a name hasn't been taken yet by s...

When we think of the phrases "business savvy," "financially conscious," and "musical genius," most of us wouldn't hesitate to say that the first...

  As tragic as train wrecks, cancer, and chronic hand dryness can be, there's nothing that makes us forget about those unfortunate sit...

The 2015 holiday season was flooded with requests for the latest craze, the Hoverboard. However, upon opening their boxes with much joy and enthu...

WD-40 has been a household name for hundreds if not thousands of years. But if we were to ask you what it really does, you would probably shrug yo...

(1/3) "How long have I been doing it? Well, it's hard to say. I've been slaughtering innocent civilians throughout the tri-state for as long as...

The Fitbit is a great addition to your new arsenal of exercise equipment, but it knows a lot more about who you are than you could ever imagine. ...

1.) Throwing Small Dogs From Tall Buildings Once 2015 came, teens became bored with throwing pennies off skyscrapers, so they swapped the pennie...

What follows is the transcript of an email we received from God, father of the relatively famous Jesus Christ and Sort-Of-Husband to Mary Christ. ...

  Pope Francis - Try New Things "I've never been to a Lil Wayne concert. That might be kind of cool. Also, I've heard heroin is crazy. So that...