Top 11 Presents We Definitely Don't Want From Grandma This Year
1.) A "New" VCR
2.) Another One of Her Itchy, Hand-Knitted Sweaters
3.) A Toy From the Cracker Barrel Gift Shop
4.) Another Typewriter
5.) A Nokia Brick - Without Snake
6.) A $10 gift card to Cracker Barrel
7.) Hand-me-down clothes that she's saved over the years, all belonging to your dad and uncles.
8.) A $25 gift card to Cracker Barrel
9.) The Suit Grandpa was Buried In
10.) Her Old Lingerie, or Any Lingerie for That Matter.

11.) An Application for Cracker Barrel
