This is Brianna Yaek

We sat down with Brianna Yaek, and we learned a lot about her interests in camping, catching fish with her mouth, and her hardcore belief in the Loch Ness Monster. Find out more below.

1.) How many times have you been chased by Bigfoot? How did you defend yourself? Does he speak English?

I’ve been chased by Bigfoot more times than I can count. I usually use shitty humor as my defense mechanism. Unfortunately, he doesn’t speak English. Just really badly translated Polish.

 

2.) Has anyone ever left you for dead in the middle of the woods? If so, who was it? Would you like for us to beat him/her up?

My brothers leave me in the middle of the woods every summer. That’s why I’m so good at camping. It’s either learn how to survive, or die so 🤷🏻‍♀️

 

3.) Have you ever caught a fish with your mouth? Do you exclusively fish with your mouth?

Is there any other way to fish? Fishing by mouth is such an exhilarating experience.

 

4.) Which is a better meal for camping? Lobster or Bluefin Tuna?

Bluefin Tuna is amazing while camping. I like to share it with the bears. It’s my way of befriending them so they don’t eat me.

 

5.) Do you ever sleepwalk during your camping trips?

I don’t sleep walk, but I sleep party. The bears call me the number one party animal. Which means a lot considering they’re actual animals.

 

6.) Have you ever put on a Jason mask and walked around the campsite in the middle of the night as a joke? Have you ever been shot while doing this? How much was the hospital bill?

The Jason mask is pretty much the main thing that I pack for my camping trips, aside from the tuna. I’ve been shot a couple times, but since the bears and I are such good friends they usually patch me up pretty well. So there’s really no bill.

 

7.) What are your thoughts on The Loch Ness Monster? Do you think you could find her? What if I paid you like $5?

I actually personally know the Loch Ness Monster. She’s a wonderful creature. I have tea with her almost weekly.

 

8.) Would you like to add anything else about Bigfoot, Nessie, or anything in regards to your general love-hate relationship with mother nature?

I’m sure I did originally have more to say, but as I was typing out “8)” it kept switching it to the emoji. Which is quite rude if you ask me. It’s not like this is 2005 and I need someone to tell me what emoji I’m supposed to use.