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    We Wrote a Spooky Halloween Kids' Book Called "The Creature Behind You." Here it is.

    The creature behind you

    We wrote a creepy kids' book to spook 'em all on Halloween. It's called "The Creature Behind You." Here it is. You can even listen to the song we created for it while you read.

     

    It follows behind as you creep down the stairs

    It twirls in its fingers your standing up hairs

    Its voice is the creaking of doors as they shut

    As you turn with a dead cold despair in your gut

    It pinches the tails of the mice and the rats

    That scoot 'cross the floor and get chased by the cats

    It breathes on the sheets as they cover your head

    Mom and dad won't see it under the bed

    it puts worms in apples, now dreadfully rotten

    it's what made you scream in the dreams you've forgotten

    it hides up in branches in near weeping willows

    It waits 'till you're gone to spread crumbles on pillows

    So tired eyes stay wide and restless all night

    To see its distractions with dreadul fright

    It steals single socks, drops loose nails on the floor

    it peers at your feet through the cracks under doors

    walk shadow in front with your back to the sun

    and you better not scramble, you better not run

    Behind you you'll think that the leaves are just rustling

    You'll think but what if and continue your bustling

    And rightfully so, because those are not leaves

     

    Regardless of what anybody believes

    Those are its fingernails, scraping and grinding

    Now closer and closer, and ever reminding

    the faster you scramble, the faster it follows

    you'll act like it's nothing with quick, nervous swallows

    But don't tell your neighbors, your friends, or your foes

    the truths i've imparted no other should know

    and if it discovers you've told how it plays

    It will snatch you right up and will take you a-

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