This is the perfect statement for any idiot's living room. Don't be shy about your stupidity! Showcase it! Inform your house guests of your feeble, fragile mind the second they walk through your door.
Because here's the thing. You can't comprehend complex thought, and you'd rather sit naked in a corner and drool as you stare at the wall for hours and hours. And that's fine! That's great! That's who you are! There's no reason to apologize! But there IS a reason to inform your friends and family of your ineptitude before they commit to any sort of social gathering. Because Jesus Christ, that shit gets rough when they have to explain everything like three hundred times.
Because here's the thing. You can't comprehend complex thought, and you'd rather sit naked in a corner and drool as you stare at the wall for hours and hours. And that's fine! That's great! That's who you are! There's no reason to apologize! But there IS a reason to inform your friends and family of your ineptitude before they commit to any sort of social gathering. Because Jesus Christ, that shit gets rough when they have to explain everything like three hundred times.